Thank You just doesn’t seem enough to say! This has been such a wonderful year and I have been truly blessed to work with your children. You can’t see this amazing picture collage very clearly but thanks to Mrs. Tohme and Mrs. Dacey, each child in the third grade sent me a suggestion for retirement! I will treasure this forever! Some of the suggestions that I remember:
Move to the retirement home near my house (The Meadows)
Sky dive
Be a lumberjack
Make soup
Watch Sponge Bob
Get a Make Over (my daughter laughed at this one)
Learn Something new
Hawaii
Go to Disney World
Spend Time with your family and new dog
All good advice. I may not sky dive or be a lumberjack (although I have a lot of sticks in my yard I need to pick up today) LOL…
Just look under your class page for assignments, handouts, homework or upcoming events. This page should be checked daily just in case you missed some important information during class. So, let's get started and have a great year! Yours in education, Mrs. Parker's Second Grade Class. THis is a page to help keep my students' parents up to date on activities in our class.
Mar 27, 2018 - Reading passages, literacy centers, math games, math centers, and other classroom essentials for the kindergarten, first grade, and 2nd grade classrooms!. See more ideas about reading passages, classroom essential, 2nd grade classroom. Parker's 5th Grade Class. I am so excited about the year we are going to have together and I look forward to getting to know you and your child. This is my second year here at Bay Crest Elementary teaching fifth grade! I graduated from The University of Florida with a bachelor’s degree in Family, Youth, and Community Services.
Teaching isn’t for everyone but it has been my life for nearly 4 decades and I so appreciate all of you and your children. It has been an amazing last year! I’m on FB if anyone wants to Friend me so I can keep up with your kids!
Thank You!
Mrs. Parker
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class…
“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
“You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
“Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open.
Power Up Mrs. Parker's 6th Grade L.a. Classic
Then she said to those around her,
“Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
“Anybody?”
Power Up Mrs. Parker's 6th Grade L.a. Class Submarine
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
“The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said,
“Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework…And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
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